Just say it,
will you be my husband or not?
Alright, alright
I will marry you...
Brother Duan,
how are you feeling?
Boy,
you haven't kowtowed me yet!
I'm worried
that someone else will want to take you away!
Come now
I want to act,
before anyone else does.
Quickly, boy,
kowtow to me now!
I will teach you the rules,
on how to become a disciple in the Nan Hai sect.
There are rules,
to become a disciple in the Nan Hai Sect?
Yes, of course there are!
You kowtow to me,
and beg me to take you as a disciple,
I will pretend that I don't want you
you beg again,
and kowtow again,
then I'll finally agree to take you as a disciple.
In truth I'm actually glad you wanted to be one.
These are the rules of becoming a disciple,
in the Nan Hai Sect
You must remember this,
when you decide to accept any disciple.
Use this method,
don't forget it!
Can the rules be changed?
Of course not!
If I change the rules,
then I'm the tortoise son of a turtle (ie. A bastard)
Fine,
I won't kowtow to you
and I also don't want you to be my master.
You won't kowtow to me and you won't beg me?
No kowtowing, no begging, no sir.
Then I'll just have to break your neck!
Go ahead and,
break it then
it's not as,
if I have the strength to resist you.
But, Brother Duan...
If you kill someone who is defenseless,
and can't stand up to you,
then you'll be going against the rules of the Nan Hai Sect.
So what does that make you?
A tortoise son of a turtle.
That's right.
What are you doing?
Let her go!
Boy,
I must make you my disciple.
But now I must go to that hill,
to meet with some people,
so I have no time to waste with you.
You have to remember that
if you don't want to become my disciple
your wife's life is mine
Brother Duan, save me!
We're leaving now!
Brother Duan!
If your husband,
refuses to become my disciple
I will have no qualms being impolite with you.
My husband knows no martial arts
how the heck would he get down from such a high cliff?
If he falls down and dies,
then you would have lost,
a potentially great disciple.
That makes sense.
You two, come here!
You two
Go to that cliff
and bring him here.
He is my chosen disciple,
so make sure you don't injure him!
Go now!
Yes sir!
Go quickly! Remember
Remember your task!
Stand up!
Mr. Duan, please follow us back,
to the Immeasurable Mountain.
No, no I can't,
I have something important to do
I'm sorry
that I can't follow you back.
Seize him!
Let me go, let me go!
Where do you think you're taking me?
Get over here!
Where's the boy?
Why didn't you bring him back here?
Make him my disciple
When we reached the place
we didn't see him there
even though we searched high and low.
Brother Duan...
don't tell me he fell off the cliff and died?
Did you arrive too late
and let him fall and die?
We searched everywhere
but we didn't see his corpse either.
So, what, did he grow wings and fly to the heavens?
You stupid dolts,
do you want to die?
Forgive us!
Let me go!
This Bei Ming (Northern Darkness) martial art
Is the opposite of those of other sects.
Those who have learned inner-force martial arts
need to first unlearn them,
then focus on learning this new one
else the two energies,
clash with each other
thus causing you to vomit blood,
leaving you handicapped for life.
Learning this inner-force stuff is really inconvenient.
Absorbing the inner-force of others, who've spent so much time and effort training,
isn't that just like stealing other people's property?
What's the difference?
That poison toad is on the prowl again,
I wonder how many people will have to die this time?
This toad's poison is supposedly the most potent in the world.
I've heard that whoever eats the toad
will become immune to all other forms of poison!
Eat it?
You'll be lucky if you don't become it's next victim.
Sister Goddess wanted me to learn
this Bei Ming (Northern Darkness) martial art
so there must be a good reason.
After all, Sister Goddess
wouldn't dream of hurting others.
Duan Yu,
the way you're thinking
it's like you don't trust Sister Goddess!
The Ripple Treading Step!
This has to be the best way to escape
and the name's not bad either.
Alright, I'll learn this little skill.
My baby, my baby!
Why are you crying? Why are you crying?
She's here.
I've been waiting for you.
Oh my child, how I've missed you!
She called you her child, is she your mother?
Stop talking nonsense!
She's Yap Er Liang,
and someday soon
I will replace her. And it will be me
a who will be called "that evil villain" instead.
A villain's a villain,
what other name do you need?
So, what are the names,
of the rest of these villains?
Big brother...
My beautiful child,
I'm your loving mother,
don't cry anymore.
What else do you want to do,
just kill him,
and get it over it.
Cutie pie,
don't be afraid of the big ugly man
he's no match for you mother.
Look at him,
So squabby
isn't he cute?
I will play with you till I'm satisfied
before I kill you,
I really don't have the heart to do it now.
Don't cry, cutie pie, don't cry...
Hey girl
I heard your husband left you.
How about you come and have a good time with me, eh?
Big brother...
You...
You take your hands off her!
This one's not bad at all.
Later, when they send me my food,
I'll only need to walk like this,
move pass him,
and out the door,
then I'll be home free!
I have to remember these steps
so I'll get it right later.
You no longer have a disciple,
so what's wrong if I get a taste of the girl?
How would you know,
if my disciple is dead or alive?
Did you have anything to do with his disappearance?
I don't even know
what he looks like
so how could I have anything to do with it?
Then what happened to my disciple?
Why isn't he here yet?
He must have,
had a hand in it.
If not, how come there's no trace of his body?
You heard her,
my disciple's wife,
also thinks you're responsible
Why would she want to slander you?
My husband's skull
is the same as yours
so he's as smart as you
and you'll never find
such a perfect disciple,
ever again.
Now this guy keeps wanting to challenge you,
don't you want to avenge your disciple?
You two idiots are really going to start a fight,
it's scaring my little baby!
Little baby
Capture him!
Everyone hurry!
Don't let him escape!
Let me go!
Let me go! Let me go!
What are you all doing,
that woman just kidnapped my child,
you've got to help me get him back!
Good marten!
Nice marten!
You...
you bit me!
You bitch, give me back my child!
Who are you?
Are you the one,
who's hidden my disciple?
This is the head of the Immeasurable Mountain (Wu Liang) Sect
Mr. Zhuo Zi Mu.
His swordplay's nothing to shout about
but at least he has a,
cute little child.
So you're the head of the Wu Liang Sect
Leader Zhuo,
This is Yap Er Liang,
she will not return your child
even if he was the heir to the throne!
Leader Zhuo,
you better just leave!
Yap Er Liang, please return my child,
and I will find,
another two or three children to replace him.
If you want,
your child back,
you'll have to,
gouge out this girl's eyes
and give them to me.
So?
The Wu Liang Sect is quite well known in Dali,
but who knew its leader was so despicable.
Where is Master Duan,
where has he gone to?
Master Duan?
Who is Master Duan?
Master Duan...
This woman's elder brother has done him harm.
What? Is he dead?
What? I will kill all of you
and avenge Master Duan!
They have harmed Master Duan!
My child!
Thank you!
Yap Er Liang,
where is Master Duan?
I don't know,
and I wouldn't tell you
even if I did.
Miss...
How is Master Duan?
Has he really been hurt by Yun Zhong He?
Master Duan
That woman's elder brother has harmed him!
Nan Hai Er Shen (Divine Croc),
let Miss Mu go!
Whether or not I will be your disciple,
we can discuss that later.
Miss Mu!
Cik Mu, are you alright?
Miss Mu!
Miss Mu, Miss Mu...
Miss Mu, I'm glad you've regained consciousness...
If you want to beat me,
just a few times will do!
I thought I'd never see you again...
Don't cry anymore,
I'm here now, right?
Where is the Nan Hai Er Shen (Divine Croc)?
Did you come looking for me
or him?
I was just afraid he would come
and take away my lover again.
Hmmph, you're only saying that to make me feel good.
Miss Wan,
I won't ever leave you again,
I've missed you so much!
Don't do that, there are people around!
Where has everyone gone?
You're making fun of me again,
there isn't anyone here!
I'm sorry,
for interrupting...
Brother Chu!
Young Master
We've been ordered to bring you home.
Everyone's been so worried about you,
since you ran away this time.
We looked everywhere
before we got to Wu Liang Mountain (Immeasurable Mountain).
This is all my fault,
I've made Brother Chu's life difficult.
Are my father and uncle still mad at me?
You know,
how your father and uncle are.
But once you ran away,
they were no longer angry at you,
but missed you a lot instead.
This time Ba Tian Shi has also come along.
Uncle Ba is here as well?
Where is he?
He's off chasing that woman
and asked me to wait here,
to look out for you.
Now let's go back
so they don't worry too much about you.
So it seems,
you've been here for quite some time.
I... I was too engrossed in my book
I didn't see anything.
Miss Mu,
Come,
let me introduce you.
This is Chu Tan Cheng, Brother Chu,
my good friend.
I'm honoured to meet you Miss Mu.
Brother Chu.
Young Master, let's go.
If Miss Mu is willing,
you are welcome,
to come along.
We're going now?
Then, let's all go together!
Brother Chu is asleep,
I really don't want to follow him back
let's leave this place quietly.
That's good,
I don't want to follow you back either
My Master has forbidden me to mix with strangers.
I'll go and get a horse.
Don't,
a horse would be too noisy,
it will alert Brother Chu.
Let's not ride one.
You're very detailed.
Let's go!
After eating,
you must tell me
where you've been,
this past 7 days and nights.
If you're dishonest
you'll see what I can do to you.
You know I don't have the courage to lie to you.
I missed you so much,
during those 7 days and nights.
You only know how to make me feel good.
Oh, there's more!
What else?
And...
I was bitten by a marten,
and ate a poisonous toad,
and that's the honest truth!
Who in the world would believe that nonsense?
No, it's true,
honest!
Stop telling tall tales!
Quickly, run! Come on!
Dummy,
do you think you can outrun a horse?
Brother Chu,
it's so early and you've already started reading,
are you thinking of becoming a scholar?
Young Master,
can you guess what poem I'm reading?
How would I know
what poem you are reading?
"Everyone should keep,
their promises"
"If the untoward should happen,
who would be to blame?"
Brother Chu,
you're using a poem to give me advice.
Oh, I wouldn't dare,
you're so knowledgeable
I must ask for more of your guidance,
along our journey home.
Will the both of you please mount the horses?
Brother Chu,
I'm feeling hungry
will you also be taking care of our food along the way?
We have customers!
Please come on in! Come in!
What would you,
like to have?
Have a nice day
Please sit here,
what will you have?
Give me,
your best dishes and wine!
Yes sir!
Your wine!
Don't move!
Is Brother Chu a match for him?
Don't worry,
if he's asked us to go
that means he can take care of himself.
Let's go!
No,
Brother Chu's not here yet!
If I wasn't injured
I would surely help him.
What do we do now?
He's coming!
Let's go, quickly!
Yun Zhong He's also coming!
Mother!
Mother, open the door!
Mother, open the door now!
Dummy, why are you making so much noise?
Mother, you've got to save me!
Yu Er,
what's with all the noise?
Someone's trying to kill me,
look!
Priestess, why are you hugging him like that?
Let him go!
Miss Wan, please be polite!
What is this girl,
talking about?
What is your relationship with her?
Looks like I'm real lucky today!
Even the priestess is a chick!
I'll take you away as well!
Be careful,
he's quite skilled!
Give up,
criminal!
What? With your strength alone?
How about I don't?
Mother! Be careful!
Right,
so you Dali guys want to bully me, just because I'm outnumbered.
I'm through playing with you.
Mother, are you alright?
Mother?
Is she really your mother?
Yu Er,
who is she?
She's Miss Mu,
Mu Wan Qing, she's my, er...
I'm his wife.
Yu Er,
is this true?
This... this...
Mother, I'll explain in a while
You're just like your father
flirting with women wherever you go.
I'm going to break your legs.
Miss Mu is quite,
a lovely young woman,
although she's a bit rough around the edges.
From now on
You've got to teach her a little.
Mother,
please give Miss Mu a break!
What's your relationship,
with Chin Hung Min?
Who's Chin Hung Min?
Never heard of her.
Are you sure you don't know her?
Chin Hung Min?
Who on earth is that?
Mother,
Younger Sis Mu has already said she doesn't know her,
so there's no point in asking her anymore
You only know how to protect her
what will become of you in the future?
Come,
let's go in.
Come on!
Who was that guy just now?
He's called Yun Zhong He,
he's the lowest ranked of the four Arch-Villains.
Yet his martial arts,
are already greater than mine.
I've heard that,
They came to Dali
The other three,
are also very skilled in martial arts
Yun Zhong He,
knows where you live now
so it looks like,
you'll be safer at the Master's home.
Why should I go back?
I've been meditating here for so long,
if the four of them come here
they can just kill me.
What else would I be able to do?
Mother,
the four of them,
are truly evil!
If you,
don't want to come back and stay with us,
then you can stay with Uncle.
I don't want to go anywhere.
Then I'll stay with you here,
Mother.
Brother Chu,
please go back and tell my father and uncle
that the two of us will stay here
and fight those,
four villains.
Yu Er,
where did you learn to talk like that?
You don't know any martial arts,
if you did,
then maybe you would be of some help to me.
But you know,
no martial arts at all!
I will also stay here
if Brother Duan stays.
I will help you fight them.
Miss Mu,
are you sure,
you don't know Chin Hung Min?
Why do you keep asking me that?
I've already told you,
I've never even heard that name before!
Whether this Chin Hung Min is a man or a woman,
a human or a beast,
I really haven't the slightest idea!
Miss Mu, don't get mad.
When I saw the way,
you shot those darts just now
it reminded me of someone I know.
Moreover,
You even look similar,
and that's why I asked you.
Can I know,
your parents' names?
I have no parents.
My Master raised me.
And I have never known my parents' names.
Then who is your Master?
My Master's name is Yu Gu Ke (The Guest of the Secluded Valley).
The Guest of the Secluded Valley?
You'd better follow me back to Dali,
if not there's no way,
I'll be able to explain to the King.
Mother,
please don't put Brother Chu in a bind,
he's taken good care of me,
during this journey.
The fact is that the King really misses you a lot.
He will be,
really pleased
if you came back.
Him?
Miss me?
I will not go back
for the rest of my mortal life.
On behalf of all the citizens of Dali,
I beg my Mistress to come back with us.
Please come with us, Mother.
You...
What else can I say?
Mother, this is just wonderful!
When Father finds out you're coming home
he'll be overjoyed!
Now our family,
can be together again!
I will go now to spread the good news!
Mother!
You're the first person to ever see my face.
And you know the oath I have taken.
Will you,
keep your word?
Yes
Of course
When we get home,
I'll discuss this,
with my father.
If you dare deceive me,
I will...
Sister Wan,
you know I don't have the guts to lie to you.
I really do want,
to marry you.
Anyway,
haven't you noticed?
My mother really likes you.
Whether your mother likes me or not,
is not my concern!
As long as you likes me,
that is enough
Welcome back Concubine!
Escorting the King and Concubine into the royal palace!
Fung Huang (Phoenix),
please enter.
Come, Mother,
let's go in!
Please enter.
My King
My King,
My King, the Emperor awaits you.
I know
Brother, you stay here,
Fung Huang, Yu Er,
we will see the Emperor first.
Younger Sis Wan,
wait here for me
I will be back as soon as I can.
Please have a drink!
What is Brother Duan doing?
Why isn't he back yet?
Just a little longer, Miss Mu
the Prince will be back soon.
What prince?
Master Duan is the son of the King of Zheng Nan,
who else would be the Prince
if not him?
Prince?
Who would have thought that dummy
was a Prince?
By order of the Emperor;
Ba Tian Shi and Mu Wan Qing are hereby commanded to appear before the Emperor
Come along Miss Mu,
we have an audience with the Emperor
I'm going to look for Duan Yu,
why would I want to see the Emperor?
Miss Mu,
the Prince will also be there.
Then I'll go in and look for him.
Ba Tian Shi, Mu Wan Qing hereby appear before the Emperor
Ba Tian Shi pays his humble respects to the Emperor!
You're the Emperor?
Yes,
I'm the Emperor.
Are you,
Miss Mu?
Yes,
I'm Mu Wan Qing
Why do you ask?
Thank you for taking care of,
Yu Er on his journey.
Tomorrow,
Yu Er will take you for a walk
to explore the sights in Dali.
That's great!
Are you also coming along with us?
Who dares intrude the Royal Palace?
My disciple! My disciple!
Your Master is here,
to find you!
Hurry up and follow me back to learn my martial arts!
That's the Divine Croc!
Where did this old guy,
come from?
You dare interfere in my affairs?
Do you want to die?
Where did you come from?
Of course I dare to interfere.
Father,
don't waste your time talking to him.
He's trying to force me to become his disciple!
Oh? Is that right?
He's chased you all the way home, just to make you his disciple,
that's very smart indeed.
This old guy
really doesn't want to live anymore.
Fine
let me send you "away". (ie. To the grave)
Send me "away"?
It's not your turn yet,
I've still got a son you know! (traditionally, the eldest son would lead the hearse in a funeral)
What?
That boy,
is your son?
That's not possible!
Well,
maybe he's my son!
Can't you see?
The shape of his skull is the same as mine.
You're saying you look like my son?
No wonder,
you want to take care of me and send me "away".